Being fat and believing that your friend is dead even though they are just sleeping. This person also uses all of their money to try to make their friends happy even though being near this person makes them uncomfortable and angry at times.
Kaden: Joey White is such an idiot!

Izzy: Yeah! Luckily I friend-zoned him!
by DaKittensPvP November 10, 2017
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The act of licking a girl's beaver as she squirts milk out of her tits. This only works if the woman is riding on top of a water buffalo.
Dude me and Denise did a Joey Whiting yesterday after we went to TAco Bell.
by FartKisser12 February 23, 2018
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