Joesouthward is English Slang for a very specific type of person, known as a "chav"; or "roadman."
The joesouthward is an evolution of that, not only introducing chavvish qualities, but being one of the worst people alive. They have terrible management skills, and cannot write or read proper english.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.