Joesouthward is EnglishSlang for a very specific type of person, known as a "chav"; or "roadman."
The joesouthward is an evolution of that, not only introducing chavvish qualities, but being one of the worst people alive. They have terrible management skills, and cannot write or read proper english.
Damn, Obama is such a joesouthward. That's why they look at him as an outsider.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.