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jodie comer 

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.
jodie comer by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.
Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-
Joliesa by tyi_fue April 30, 2014

to impress jodie foster 

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.
Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her
Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020

dave and jodie 

Two of the hottest people on earth!!! Great lovers and the bestest of friends.
Man!!, I wish we were dave and jodie , they have great sex,then go shopping
dave and jodie by Super D 08 November 27, 2020

A-Jodie-Amount 

A-Jodie-Amount is a way to describe someone who drinks beyond their capabilities. Usually resulting in an awful hangover including sickness.
She drank A-Jodie-Amount last night.
"How are you feeling today?" "Not good hun, I drunk A-Jodie-Amount last night."
A-Jodie-Amount by Funnymum24 April 23, 2017