Jocklash 

The feeling a Scottish person feels when they see another Scottish person do something that makes them feel embarrassed to be Scottish. Cringeworthy behaviour seen in person, on tv etc. Watching tv shows for example Hogmanay or Scottish football.

Oh no your giving me jocklash

Jocklash by DeanLFC October 31, 2018

Jockland 

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

Jockland by Hoo See October 19, 2019

jocelle

A lovely girl with beautiful talent. Always up to take challenges. When she falls down she can come right back up. Anyone can define beauty but she can define perfection!

Jocelle was looking fine today

jocelle by Ktisawesomeest May 16, 2015

jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor

Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes

jock up by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

Half Jock 

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

Half Jock by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010

military jock 

Someone in a physically demanding role in the military such as Marine Recon, SEALS, Rangers or Special Forces.

That boxer is tough, he used to be a military jock!

military jock by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

Jocelyn Flores

A stunning beautiful woman who befriended late artist XXXTENTACION Jocelyn (a friend of Jahseh's) was a model he flew her out to florida to do some modeling work and just hang out

Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model

Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace

Person 1:hey did you hear about X's friend Jocelyn?
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores

Jocelyn Flores by ll6.18.18ll September 14, 2018