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up the jock

the act of being all up the jock
up the jock by e March 21, 2005

all up on my jock 

The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.
"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)
all up on my jock by Kelly McMuffin September 29, 2004

up on his jock

When a girl is all over a guy, it can be referred to as " That girl is all up on his jock" Jock meaning "dick"
Jaden: Oh my god logan is so sexy like omfg I was wanna hop on him and fuck

Logan: Bitch I got a girlfriend

Shana: Yea why are you all up on his jock
up on his jock by TrojanOG November 26, 2013
The process of putting on tactical vests and helmets
Tell your men to "jockup" in five minutes
jockup by justajundy November 23, 2010

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026