Jobless

Someone who is currently unemployed and spends 14+ hours on Twitter each day

The twitter user _mufcjay is jobless and has 74,000 tweets in 6 months

Jobless by Ryanmcfc_ July 30, 2021

joblem 

Combination of the words job and problem, used to describe a job problem, or a problem at your job.

'Oh buddy, I don't remember anything from that staff party, but from the texts on my phone, I think I may/may not have a serious joblem on Monday.'

'I quit my job yesterday, today I get a phone call saying they are firing me. Joblem what?'

joblem by Neilerson January 3, 2008

jobless jon 

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.

Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon

jobless jon by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Joblessness

The act of being Jobless.

Rajen joblessness is such that he woke up at 3pm and played Fifa all day till he fell asleep again.

Joblessness by Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaj February 22, 2011

Jobless

When someone doesn't give a damn on what to do in life
Doesn't have anything important to do

Dude:He's so jobless, all he ever does is sleep

Jobless by Slimee0110 June 17, 2021

Jobless Fuck 

A jobless fuck is anyone who is too lazy to get a job.

Jack:"yo Brice, dont you thing patrick is a jobless fuck?"
Brice:"well duh he doesnt even have a job! Wanna go play some Nazi zombies?"
Jack:"high five for having a job!"
*clap!*

Jobless Fuck by Ihaveajob July 7, 2009

Steve Jobless

Steve Jobs new name after he left Apple.

Did you hear Steve Jobs left apple?

Yea, he needs to go ahead and change his name to Steve Jobless.

Steve Jobless by T.J. Dubz August 29, 2011