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To have several unfortunate events occur consecutively in one's life.
Man....a car wreck, my wife left me, and all my kids died....damn I'm getting jobed today!
by JJ453 May 08, 2008
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(joe-bed) the act of God kicking someone spiritually in the nuts. God told Job to gird his loins, then proceeded to go off on him.

being Jobed also means to get kicked or hit in the nuts without any proctection
"Dude, did you see that? Adam totally just jobed J.P. when he went for the soccer ball"
by AdamJames_yo July 18, 2009

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