Someone who exists to lose spectacularly, to make something look more difficult than it is. This is so when someone doesn't fail they look better.
by cricklecrack the curious October 5, 2021
by mfreeman1760 July 16, 2019
a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
by jaquanolicous February 20, 2014
by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018
Some examples and places where this can be properly used as follows "I don't want to do the dishes" followed by "YOU ARE DISHES". The person that got burned is the Burnee and the person that said "You are dishes" is the burn-jobber.
by DoctorBurnJobber November 28, 2019
Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.
EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
by ThisIsAPodcast October 2, 2017