Hand Job From God 

When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"

I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.

or

Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.

Hand Job From God by Maggot11 January 10, 2012

God Job 

When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once

Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight

God Job by Skyler’s Bf October 12, 2020

god job 

a blow job given to a godly worker

Sandra went to confessional and ended up giving the preist a god job.

On Hanukkah, Denise gave her Rabbi a god job.

god job by bamboozie November 11, 2009

God Job 

A God Job is when one dies during a sexual experience.

During sex with my girlfriend, lightening struck through the window and hit me. My obituary reads "William Buttface died of a God Job."

God Job by WilliamButtface February 12, 2010

God job 

A job description with so many requirements that only God himself could do it.

We need a Graphic Designer w/ 4 year degree who knows typography and color theory up and down, can do everything print from business cards to catalogs to billboards w/ expert or better all CS5. Must know web interface (Dreamweaver) including php, java, javascript, Joomla, ZenCart, FM integration, etc. Must be guru level FCP, After Effects, Flash, ProTools and at least 5 years experience digital photography, video and lighting w/ major agency. Must art direct shoots, fluent w/ file prep for mobile and games. Certifications and bilingual Cantonese a definite plus.

"Wow. Only God himself could do all that."

"Yep, it's a God Job alright."

God job by DammitlDave October 12, 2011