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joanzing 

The act of assaulting a person from behind with a club or blunt object and dragging them back to your room to have your way with them like a caveman. A common practice for large individuals whose game is lacking to the point where they don't even bother talking to girls because they know they don't have the intellect or personality to coax someone sleep with them... Straight college rape
John- Hey man what are you doing with that club?

Matt- I haven't gotten laid in a while man, I'm straight Joanzing tonight.
joanzing by byaaaaaaa March 3, 2008
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To put down, or make fun of someone.
"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."
joaning by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005
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verb; Having a great desire for something such as food or an activity and spoken with emphasis.
I am joanzin for some Taco Bell!
Joanzin by 5izzlinhot49 December 28, 2010
To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)
I know this fool aint joaning
joaning by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006
to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately
i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.
jonzing by neveryoumind February 17, 2005
this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self
Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award
Jonzing by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022
talking about some one
Bob: james... i think im bout to get yo ugly ass lookin like the jolly YELLOW gaint.

James: Bob you not funny stop joaning
joaning by big D!(k August 26, 2006
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