jizzs jubilee 

The act of putting lighter fluid in the head of ones penis. Then as you ejaculate you light the sperm/lighter fluid as it shoots out of your penis in a glorious blast of fiery sperm hitting the target of choice.

A man having sex with his girlfriend, about to explode says," how bout a nice Jizzs jubilee?" Then she says "like the dessert?" Then the man says,"Damn straight baby!". Then he inserts the fluid lights it, and shoots fire cum all over her face, singeing her eyebrows, yet with no clean up.

jizzs jubilee by Bob the sex raper April 25, 2011

Jizz Wiper 

One whose job it is to squeegee the cum streaks off the glass at a peepshow.

Glenn's job as a summer student was being a Jizz Wiper for $7.50 an hour.

Jizz Wiper by will bitten October 8, 2016

Jizz Brick 

Jizz Brick is when you spunk-up on a brick and hurl it through someones front window.

I put a Jizz Brick through the Chilli Kings window last night.

Jizz Brick by Jizz Maestro November 15, 2016

jizz jingle 

The natural sound someone makes when they cum.

And when he came, his Jizz Jingle was a gutteral growl right in my ear!

jizz jingle by WeeFinnegan January 30, 2021

Jizz Pig 

A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.

We gonna make that cheese eating piggy our jizz pig

Jizz Pig by Jizz Maestro September 30, 2016

Quiz Jizz 

n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.

Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.

Quiz Jizz by VictoBenko March 31, 2011

pocket jizz 

A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.

Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.

pocket jizz by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015