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1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.

2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
"JIZZZZ!!!!!!!"

"I gave that nasty skank a jizzslap"

i.e. Sarnik
by steelydan March 24, 2005
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The act of ejaculating on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.
Guy: Ejaculates into his hand.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.
by Jizzhands February 14, 2011
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when you take your used condom filled with jizz and slap a hoe in da mouth
trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
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When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
by yaaaaassssaraaap August 11, 2011
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