Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin' 

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.

Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin' by Juxtaposeur July 31, 2020

P-jizzlin' 

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

P-jizzlin' by team analplug May 28, 2016

jazzlin 

Jazzlin is a girl that will captivate your thoughts with her splendiforous way of life. She doesn't trust easily because it has hurt her in the past. So when you do earn her trust you know you have something real. She is pretty and athletic and tends to be a smartass, but that's why you love her. She is very cute and can charm anyone. A person only gets 3 great loves in their life and jazzlin could easily become one.

I have a hot date tonight

With who

Jazzlin

I know her she's Fucking amazing

jazzlin by nighthawkxix December 29, 2013

jizzoint 

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

jizzoint by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

jazzlin 

Jazzlin is a very attractive young lady that likes to have fun. She puts others first before herself. She is very beautiful yet she denies any compliment. She is about 5'4 usually and tends to hate being shorter than her friends. She seems to like to play "Hard to get" and doesn't like to repeat herself. She is athletic, funny, intelligent, lovable, and benign. Everybody who meets her doesn't want her to leave

Boy: Hey did you see Jazzlin today?
Girl: Yeah, she sure does look pretty today
Boy: I wanna talk to her but she is probably taken
Girl: you'll never know till you ask
Boy: you are right. Here goes nothing

jazzlin by Colander February 27, 2017

Jizzlightenment 

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

jizzmine 

a nickname given to a female with the name jasmine who loves takes cumshots to the eye

i heard that jizzmine almost loves having cum on her tummy as much as she loves it in her eye

jizzmine by luvs2spooge87 February 20, 2009