A term that can be used to politely describe being caught in a bad situation that you can't avoid or get out of.
Chad: "Becky got into my phone somehow and found all the pics of Samantha showing off her rockin'tits."
Wayne: "Dude, you're jizzlewaxed. She's gonna kill you."
Wayne: "Dude, you're jizzlewaxed. She's gonna kill you."
by Huge Assman November 2, 2017