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jizzlestick 

1)Someone obsessed with the nicknames involved in The University Of Sheffield Hockey Club.

2)A sexual act involving a chicken.

see also Dillip Dhillon
'I can't believe that Jizzlestick got off with Pogo!'
jizzlestick by Vivek Balachander February 7, 2008
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Jizzstickle 

When your body goes into a frenzy of tingles; also known as a Shiver of excitement. ;)
1. As Neno stood across the room she looked over just in time to see him raise his shirt revealing his toned Abs, she was hit hard by a Jizzstickle.

2. As she whispered sweet nothings into Richie's ear, he couldn't help but Jizzstickle.
Jizzstickle by Richurtz August 14, 2015

fizzlesticks 

when you make a mistake, or in place of an explicit.
1. Is that a nail in your hand? I think it is, fizzlesticks!
fizzlesticks by AsianFaLyf February 21, 2009

jigglestick 

a women's vibrating dildo, or a mans.
I saw ronnie stick the jigglestick in his bunghole
jigglestick by cheed June 1, 2004

pizzlesticks 

Originates from early Prussian times and is used to describe severe disappointment at ones actions. Also used to describe women who are clumsy or repeatedly do silly things.
The young girl shouted 'Pizzlesticks' when she crashed her fathers brand new motor vehicle.

pizzlesticks by Nick Reid January 12, 2007

Fizzlestick 

A guy that lures women to his apartment based on stories of his monster cock, when he's truly hung like a young child.
After racing to his apartment to experience the enormous cock he'd spoke of, she realized 9moment his pants hit the floor tha g he was nothing more than a fizzlestick.
Fizzlestick by Bugleboy June 13, 2016

jifflesticks 

Extreme form of fiddlesticks. See entry on jiffle.
Oh jifflesticks, I've missed the bus again!
jifflesticks by Doug Whole April 19, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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