Past tense (imperfect) of the verb, "jizz"
Tommy jizzed on Pat after stroking it
by Joseph February 9, 2005
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When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.
-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants.

-Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.
by lilzog May 2, 2009
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When a man is tired of fucking he just jizzes to a women so they would Finnish

A man loves to shoot this because the juice is a women magnet so free fucking :)
Henry: oh shit, I love to jizz on her face
Sam: MOREOEOEOR
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An upbeat swinging genre of music most notably played for the Cantina music in star wars

*Seriously thats what it is look it up*
Dude 1: Omg I just jizzed so hard.
Dude 2: Nigga, what?
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The sound you make when you ejaculate semen from your dong.
"Jizzzzizzizzzzizzzzz"
by Kittydongkat May 5, 2016
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1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian
Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
by OtterSex April 15, 2010
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