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(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.
1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?
by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
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