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jizzflop 

1. (n) A flipflop covered in semen used for the purpose of slapping other people with it.

2. (v) To slap someone with a flipflop covered in semen.

3. (pn) A nickname for someone who slaps others with a jizzflop.
Gabe, who lives on the 2nd floor of a college dorm, was masturbating in the shower of the 3rd floor. Benny took his towel & clothes in revenge and his roommate put them in the common room down the hall. Gabe then retaliated by ejaculating on a flipflop and slapping Benny and Tootsum with the jizzflop.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just got jizzflopped by Jizzflop with a jizzflop!"
Friend 2: "WTF. How could anyone even think of doing that?!?"
Friend 1: "Apparently Jizzflop..."
jizzflop by Tootsum March 5, 2012
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jizmflop 

To ejaculate on the body of a female.

Usually said in a silly voice that is a cross between Adam Sandler and Bill Cosby.

Created when 2 cool guys watched an episode of SNL that had Adam Sandler spoofing the Cosby Mysterys. They mimmicked him using the word jizm then had sex with women and the word jizmflop was born.
Girl: Hey you did it in my hair!
Man: Aaaaw Jizmflop : (
jizmflop by Niv February 16, 2006
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Jizzlopper 

Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.
That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizzlopper.
Shut it ya jizzlopper!
Jizzlopper by bigmarkyboy February 3, 2004