Jizzfire

A concentrated attack of jizz directed at an enemy or enemies. Jizz patrols stalk their targets and fire successive waves of cum onto then once they engage. Enemies who survive the attack may retaliate in a re-engagement. (By extension from “gunfire,” i.e. firing from the “gun,” in this case the penis.

The guys from the frat across the road invaded the pledges’ dorm room and sustained a jizzfire attack until early morning, when they abandoned the field. Casualties on both sides were dripping with jizzfire.

Jizzfire by Xaime May 22, 2019

jizzfire

The secretion of semen of the jolly green giant that can burn down a city. Often is hotter than magma.

Vito made it rain jizzfire all over Tops. Unfortunately, there were no known survivors.

jizzfire by 2 elite sauces June 11, 2010

jizzfriend 

a slag term teenagers use for whats was once refered to as fuck-buddies, while not in a relationship boyfriends and jizzfriends hook up for hott fucks when ever possible

I've been working on Kayla and I think were gonna be boyfriend and jizzfriend preety soon.

jizzfriend by souljaboytellem4407 September 26, 2008

Jizzfree 

A person who has absolutely no sexual arousal whatsoever, or another name for the Toys R Us Girraf.

Store Clerk: Hey Jizzfree, how do you beat off in that Girraf costume?

Geoffrey: I can't! I was born with no sexual arousal, thats why im the Toys R Us store mascot!

Jizzfree by Cali4niaWK February 28, 2011