Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.
Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.
by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003
7 more definitions
Top Definition
Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.
by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous
Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!
by tbosien3 February 14, 2010
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

(disaster + jizz) / 2
1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.
by oOJoshOo December 23, 2005
A tragic sexual act that ends up in bitter disappointment.

"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"
"...turns out we were both bottoms. It was SUCH a jizzaster!"
by Fenoogle September 30, 2014
When something goes bad during sex.
Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster
by peterminator February 02, 2011
any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship
That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.
by Khalid Foster Wallace October 18, 2010
An unexplained and unnatural disaster that results in everyone covered in jizz
"This movie theatre floor is so sticky, what a jizzaster."
by Skin-NY November 30, 2014

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