5 definitions by Urban Ranger

Top Definition
Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.
by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
To hump non-stop during sexual activities.
My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.
by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
Person who humps non-stop until erection.
My girl is a humpaholic. I tried to jizz on her face but she kept humping me when I tried to push her off.
by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
A gay persons way of saying funny.
Normal Person: That was so funny that I crapped my pants.

Gay Person:That was so gigglelicious that I jizzed my pants.(out of his ass)
by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003
Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.
Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.
by Urban Ranger April 14, 2003
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