Dissaster involving jizz.
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.
Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.
(disaster + jizz) / 2
1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.
When something goes bad during sex.
Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster
any problem having to do with sexual intercourse or a relationship
That one-night stand was a jizzaster.
Wow, we should have used a condom;that could have been a jizzaster.
Dissaster involving jizz or to jizz before any sexual activity takes place.
Joe:Hey Jack. How did you get that white stuff on your hand?
Jack:I had a jizzaster.