jizzaroni and cheese 

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

jizzaroni and cheese by evak April 6, 2008

Jizzamon

The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.

Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.

Jizzamon by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010

Jizzaphonics 

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

Jizzaphonics by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

jizzarific 

adj- something that is so terrific that it causes an individual to jizz.

Kim Kardashian is so jizzarific, damn she's is fine.

jizzarific by J-mon7890 August 23, 2009

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.

Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

jizzapointing by cracka ass fantastic February 18, 2011

jizzatron 

A robot that helps you Jizz.

I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.

jizzatron by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006

Jizzanigans

Shenanigans involving jizz, obviously.

"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for some jizzanigans?"

Jizzanigans by CricketSausage July 8, 2012