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jizzillion by TheProcasturbator January 18, 2011
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Jazzald
The state of being amazed when interacting with two fantastic human beings from Planet Jazzald.
When in this state, you will turn blue,loose all ur hair, and eventually blow up if you don't like anyone...hateful bitch.:)
When in this state, you will turn blue,loose all ur hair, and eventually blow up if you don't like anyone...hateful bitch.:)
Jazzald by Jazzald101 May 20, 2011
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jizzflop
1. (n) A flipflop covered in semen used for the purpose of slapping other people with it.
2. (v) To slap someone with a flipflop covered in semen.
3. (pn) A nickname for someone who slaps others with a jizzflop.
2. (v) To slap someone with a flipflop covered in semen.
3. (pn) A nickname for someone who slaps others with a jizzflop.
Gabe, who lives on the 2nd floor of a college dorm, was masturbating in the shower of the 3rd floor. Benny took his towel & clothes in revenge and his roommate put them in the common room down the hall. Gabe then retaliated by ejaculating on a flipflop and slapping Benny and Tootsum with the jizzflop.
Friend 1: "Dude! I just got jizzflopped by Jizzflop with a jizzflop!"
Friend 2: "WTF. How could anyone even think of doing that?!?"
Friend 1: "Apparently Jizzflop..."
Friend 1: "Dude! I just got jizzflopped by Jizzflop with a jizzflop!"
Friend 2: "WTF. How could anyone even think of doing that?!?"
Friend 1: "Apparently Jizzflop..."
Jazzalyn
Jazzalyn is a girl who is beautiful and unquie. Shes sweet and pretty. If u have a Jazzalyn in your life your lucky because shes someone you don't wanna let go of. Jazzalyn is someone you can madly fall in love with she is a jokester and loves to laugh. She plays sports and loves the outdoors. If you fall in love with a Jazzalyn your very lucky because she is a one and only. She also is very attractive as well.💖
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Jizzantine Empire
Jizzantine Empire (The cum covered magical land) The Jizzzantine Empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 AD to XXX AD). During its existence, the Jizzantine Empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and sexual forces in Europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the Roman–Persian and Jizzantine–Arab Pussy Wars. The Empire recovered during the Assedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the Eastern Mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the Fart Caliphate. After 1069, however, much of Assia Minor, the Empire's vagina, was lost to the Fuck Turks.
The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
Jizzantine Empire by Jizzantine Prophet March 16, 2011