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1. An episode of getting crunk or drunk involving jizz

2. A tasty alcoholic drink including whatever items that can be obtained, possibly including jizz
1. Gina asked, "What should we do tonight?" Kyla replied, "I don't know..." Amanda shouted, "Let's get jizzacrunk!"

2. "Hey friends, let's drink this jizzacrunk I made with Diet Mountain Dew and jello."

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