The term jizz bunker has many interpretations. Commonly thought to have started in the Napoleonic era as a term for a bunker used to store one's jizz, usually retained with a prostitute held on retainer.
Porn filmmakers have recent years have fashioned jizz bunkers to shield themselves from strafe loads whilst filming gang bang scenes.
Newer interpretations have sprung up since the early 90s as a slang term for a ladies vagina.
Rumour has it Nazi Germany has hitlers spunk on ice in such a bunker next to all the Nazi gold.
Hey dude, I held in so much nut last week that when I banged my girlfriend she was pretty much a jizz bunker afterwards.
Your special girl, no matter if you’re in an open relationship or like to occasionally sleep with someone else. You always come back to your special girl for the best sex and like to cum in her.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.