The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.
Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!
by AceSpaDes80 July 31, 2011
What you did in your pants.
I jizzed in my pants.
by Loudly August 24, 2009
alternative spelling of 'jism', slang for 'semen'
Although her porn name "The Jizz Guzzler" appears to suggest a definite fondness of manjuice, her nickname actually derives from her infamous binges on Spermie candy.
by Gejimayu April 14, 2013
The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.
Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."
by segment b January 19, 2011
Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective

First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky
can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..

girl, you look jizz..

these waffles are jizz
by Matt Legit M9 July 17, 2009
Another word for sperm
if i could jizz i would on cheryl coles tits
but i cant because i have no balls
by bubblym8 May 28, 2010
Same thing.
A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009

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