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22.
The white shit that comes out your little meat package when you beat it to hard.
Girl: I want to see you jizz.

Guy: Well come over here and beat my meat for me.

Girl: OK!!!
by AceSpaDes80 July 31, 2011
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23.
1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian
Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."
by Iprfr2flopMyNutz April 15, 2010
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24.
What you did in your pants.
I jizzed in my pants.
by Loudly August 24, 2009
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25.
alternative spelling of 'jism', slang for 'semen'
Although her porn name "The Jizz Guzzler" appears to suggest a definite fondness of manjuice, her nickname actually derives from her infamous binges on Spermie candy.
by Gejimayu April 14, 2013
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26.
The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.
Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."
by segment b January 19, 2011
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27.
Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective

First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky
can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..

girl, you look jizz..

these waffles are jizz
by Matt Legit M9 July 17, 2009
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28.
Same thing.
A: "That is an apple."
B: "No it's a Granny Smith."
A: "Eh, whatever... Same jizz..."
by johnny Gomez September 23, 2009
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