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1.
Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.
by R. Tran December 02, 2006