1 definition by JR1995

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The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.
Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"
by JR1995 January 09, 2011

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