A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!

2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.

3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl Mayacama September 13, 2006
A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor, puppy love wanker!

2) I swear I was all dressed, made up, and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.

3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl Mayacama September 14, 2006

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