jinglestring 

noun. The string holding the tea bag to its tag, enabling the user to raise and lower the tea bag into the cup of tea without wetting their fingers.

also used as an insult, primarily by respectable young children whose parents forbid the use of more profane insults.

"Where would we be without the jinglestring? Making the perfect cup of tea has never been easier."

or

"You are a jinglestring"

or

(points finger and chants) "Jinglestring, jinglestring, jinglestring!"

jinglestring by BLind_Turn June 5, 2005

jinglespinjelqing 

jinglespinjelqing is defined by a person rotationally performing the art of jelqing, which resembles a top being spun, thus giving us the jelqing variation known as spin jelqing. Spinjelqing by itself is the basic act of performing jelqing rotationally, however, the specifics of jinglespinjelqing refer to someone spinjelqing during holiday time, most often Christmas time, thus the element "jingle" in the name. Jinglespinjelquing refers to an individual engaging in spinjelquing in the christmas time

My apologies for missing the wedding, I was pre-occupied with an extensive session of jinglespinjelqing, because it's Christmas time of course

jinglespinjelqing by Gudmonke February 4, 2025

Jingleprink

A person who does not like the holiday season, particularly Christmas. He/she is prone to not decorating, watching holiday movies, and being miserable during family gatherings.

Debbie is a Jingleprink- she hates christmas and is always miserable during our family gathering. She's only happy when there's egg nog!

Jingleprink by Bum8291 December 14, 2025