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Jizzums
Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.
Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?
Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.
Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!
Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.
Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.
Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!
Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.
Jizzums by Chief Slapaho June 5, 2013
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Jizzums
{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)
Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum
Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum
"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"
"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"
"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"
"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"
"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"
Jizzums by Steph, Abby, Dani March 28, 2009
Jizzumsplash
Originally acronym for "Just Spit My Chai Tea Latte Over My Planner Laughing So Hard", Jizzumsplash is commonly used during text messaging to describe an event that was so funny, it caused the reader to spit their Chai Tea Latte out all over their academic planner they were laughing so hard.
Began at American University in October 2010 as "JSMCTLOMPLSH", it quickly evolved into a word that was easier to type and much easier to say. It is now used commonly throughout the campus as a quick way to tell someone, "You are fucking hilarious."
Can also be used as a noun to desribe an extremely funny event.
Began at American University in October 2010 as "JSMCTLOMPLSH", it quickly evolved into a word that was easier to type and much easier to say. It is now used commonly throughout the campus as a quick way to tell someone, "You are fucking hilarious."
Can also be used as a noun to desribe an extremely funny event.
Jizzumsplash by AmericanGirl23 October 21, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.