Jimmy McSally was first used on the Bort Hardly show. The JMS is an overall square who pays his bills, isn't drunk by noon and doesn't sit in the corner pulling his soft pud while bulls bang his wife, Kankles.
Kankles: Are you up for a DP with a latin bull while Bort pulls on his soft pud?
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
Guest: I don't know Kankles. That might be kinda weird, ya know?!
Bort: Don't be a Jimmy McSally. Fucking square!
by BubbaArmyTroll December 17, 2020