Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015

Jimmy Johnson

The most powerful evil in all of academics. The biggest, the baddest, the worst possible thing you can think of doing multiplied by your scariest nightmare. A Jimmy Johnson is the ultimate level of difficulty possible for any test, practice problem, or example. Nothing is more difficult than a Jimmy Johnson.

Slightly easier but still near impossible is a Johnson

"That chemistry test was an absolute Jimmy Johnson, how does expect us to do that shit? It was impossible!"

"Bro that was a Jimmy Johnson, I felt like a baby sucking a hot dog stuck in a hijacked plane."

Jimmy Johnson by bigboss204 March 13, 2019

jimmy jerk 

A Jimmy jerk is where your watching Jimmy Neutron and beating your meat.

Oh hey man wanna go watch jimmy neutron. Nah man you going to jimmy jerk on my couch.

jimmy jerk by [e-mail] June 10, 2018

Jimmy Joint 

A joint smoked while watching Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

"Dude, gotta have my Jimmy Joint!"

"Pass the Jimmy joint!"

Jimmy Joint by Todd Phooz September 29, 2011

jimmy jackass 

offesive term that describes a flamboyant person who lacks a firm grip on reality

in mixed company "JJ" can be used

"Look at that guy! Swerving through rush hour traffic. While smoking and yakking away on the phone." "What a Jimmy Jackass!"

jimmy jackass by Courvoisier T. Johannsen September 28, 2006

jimmy jacked 

When bad people block your path.

Crimey, we're jimmy jacked!

jimmy jacked by H. Douglas Nuts May 23, 2011

jimmy jaw 

a jimmy jaw is when someones jaw pertrudes out from there face into a pointing position

when someine has a under bite to the absolute extreme, you than refer to that as a jimmy jaw.

ex. katie had such an under bite that everyone says she has a jimmy jaw.

jimmy jaw by Blairdeth January 7, 2009