A Jim tonic is the type of guy to hang around the woodies parking lot, mid afternoon with a liter bottle of vodka in one hand and a bent joint in the other. Jim tonics spend their nights preaching the word of the lord to ket goblins in back alleys. Their favorite pastimes include customizing crocs and talking about how stoned they are. Jim tonics show no emotion towards any man woman or child except for their pet dogs.
My friend James is a real Jim tonic, I saw him handing out rollies to children behind lidl the other morning.
by Scuddfromdahood July 19, 2019