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Jihadarrhea

The condition of having magma-hot loose or liquid bowel movements following the consumption of spicy foods. When Middle-Eastern food goes Jihad on your ass.
I loves me the Middle Eastern food, but I don't want Jihadarrhea tomorrow morning.
Jihadarrhea by Retardvark August 2, 2012
A non-Muslim girl/women that's best friends with one or more hijab wearing muslim girl/women.
Kaysha(a hijab wearing muslim chic): hay gurl, seeing that we be real close and all. Would u mind if i call you jihabers? That's a cool popular slang now, hun.

Judy: gurl you could call me he, she, they, or jihabers. As long as you still call me *laughs hahahha.
Jihabers by Mizzundastood sistur November 9, 2019

Jihadfro 

A beard, generally lengthy and untrimmed. Resemblant of those worn by Muslims, particularly those who are conservative or extremist.
If Johnson doesn't lose his jihadfro his potential employers will keep giving him purity tests.
Jihadfro by JamesBaud July 27, 2010

bourgeois jihaderati 

Related to the Wokerati but not the Illuminati. Woolly-minded (always) sandal-wearing (occasionally) terrorist-supporting protestors who prefer to engage in group-think rather than confront the reality of the true horrors behind their supported cause, ie Jihad, the main meaning of which for the benefit of the Metropolitan Police is indeed "holy war".

Possibly first used by Giles Coren in The Times on 4 November 2023
at these almost daily demonstrations in London by the bourgeois jihaderati
bourgeois jihaderati by AneurinB November 4, 2023

Jisadere 

A person who finds depression attractive. Derived from the Japanese word for suicide and the word for love.
George: Lisa made a joke about killing herself and it turned me on
Mike: Bro that’s Jisadere behavior
Jisadere by IShallEatYou August 15, 2021

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026