The condition of having magma-hotloose or liquid bowel movements following the consumption of spicy foods. When Middle-Eastern food goes Jihad on your ass.
A non-Muslim girl/women that's best friends with one or more hijab wearing muslim girl/women.
Kaysha(a hijab wearing muslim chic): hay gurl, seeing that we be real close and all. Would u mind if i call you jihabers? That's a cool popular slang now, hun.
Judy: gurl you could call me he, she, they, or jihabers. As long as you still call me *laughs hahahha.
Related to the Wokerati but not the Illuminati. Woolly-minded (always) sandal-wearing (occasionally) terrorist-supporting protestors who prefer to engage in group-think rather than confront the reality of the true horrors behind their supported cause, ie Jihad, the main meaning of which for the benefit of the Metropolitan Police is indeed "holy war".
Possibly first used by Giles Coren in The Times on 4 November 2023