when your friend is on the couch for 16 strait hours. other traits include laziness, ease of asking other to do things for you, chain smoking cigerettes. related actions include a slow lumbering walk do to inadiquate blood flow due to large cranium. also includes feelings of false superiority. this person usually has genital warts.
Ben wilhelm is the biggest jibjammer i know.
by cfrancis April 01, 2008