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t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
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datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai
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1. When you try to do asmr on your laptop/computer and fail miserably
2. Your bored out of your mind and just decide to type this instead of doing the 27 assignments due tomorrow.

3. You don't know what to reply so you type this and accidentally send this to the person your texting
There is no correct way to use the "word" fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a
When u r so bored that u type this.
U must b super bored if u r searching jfkdk up!
jfkdk by I love Post Malone! March 26, 2020

jfklsdjfa;fj 

a random mix of letters; a good thing to type if you want to look like you're doing something when you're really not; something you typed because you were really bored
-"What are you typing?"

-"On, nothing, just a bunch of jfklsdjfa;fj."
jfklsdjfa;fj by almostawesome October 12, 2011
You typed in random letters didn't you
You: randomly searches jfdsakj
Your brain: What the hell is going on
jfdsakj by randomreally October 15, 2020
i was jfkd!
jfkd by RachelLynne17 August 12, 2008

jfkdlsa; 

CONGRATS you not only can use a computer but you you are using it as a place to describe your boardem. If you type each key on each side of the keyboard like this you are probably board or you have nothing better to do. Instead of watching t.v. you are typing gibberish on the keyboard. YAY
when you are board you mostly type in the search engine jfkdlsa;