JFCOM'd 

To be eliminated from a position of employment as part of a massive lay-off or budget cut. A reference to Secretary of Defense Gates disbanding the entire Joint Fores Command in 2010.

Oh man, they just outsourced the entire IT department at my company and I got JFCOM'd.

JFCOM'd by Washingtonian_DOD August 19, 2010

Jacom 

An awesome male, usually smart and funny.
A Jacom is truly one of a kind, perfect, rarely found, one in a sextillion.

girl1: "I heard Cecilia's going out with a Jacom"
girl2: "wow she's so lucky"

Jacom by olivejuicecrableg December 31, 2010

JFCMSB

An acronym for jet fuel can't melt steel beams. JFCMSB is a reference to the world trade center "attack" on the twin towers on 9/11/2001. Commonly thought to be actually plotted by Bush and blamed on terrorists so that America could get into the Middle East for control and oil.

"Man... today is the day that my mom died in 9/11, fucking terrorists killed her man!."
"Sorry bro but JFCMSB."
"What the fuck really?"
"Yeah, Bush did 9/11 man."
"Sorry I thought we all knew."
*friend joins ISIS*

JFCMSB by "scarface" April 7, 2015

jfcm 

An acronym used for phone texting which stands for "Just Fcuking Call Me". When one is sick of friends texting him/her and just wants them to call instead of texting.

* read on a phone text conversation:

Friend: Hey man, how you doing? What are your plans for today and tomorrow? Did you watch the movie yet? Isnt it cool?

You: jfcm

Friend: okay

jfcm by whippersnapp3r November 4, 2009

JFCOAPS 

Jesus Fucking Christ On A Pogo Stick

JFCOAPS! How fucking stupid are you?

JFCOAPS by ladygagaisahorse July 5, 2010

Jacomac 

1. An expression used for a weasel poker playing who doesn’t know the game and only raises on a full house or higher

2. A poker player who pongs like a smelly ranga

**gets a full house on the flop** *only raises on the river for a measly dollar.
“Bro surely you’d raise more on a full house you totally jacomac’d it”

Jacomac by Xxdudexx June 15, 2020

JCOM 

J.C.O.M or jcom stands for Just Chill Out Man..
THis term is well used by jmo n the green mamba krewww GMK.
good to use in any situationn.. jcom man.. just chill out man man lol

trent: OMG MAN OMG MAN IM FREAKING OUT MANnnnnnN!!!!!
jmo: fkn jcom
chris: yerr mannn.. jcom
jmo: turtleeee boY!!!!

JCOM by jmo green mamba May 1, 2007