Jacom 

An awesome male, usually smart and funny.
A Jacom is truly one of a kind, perfect, rarely found, one in a sextillion.

girl1: "I heard Cecilia's going out with a Jacom"
girl2: "wow she's so lucky"

Jacom by olivejuicecrableg December 31, 2010

Jacom 

Jacobs brother had agnoids and couldn pronounce Jacob so he was named jacom

Jacom granma giving us 100 sugars on Weetabix 🤗

Jacom by Itsonlyme79 January 7, 2021

jackmanifold grind 

A continued joke by Jack Manifold’s donations, basically saying a bad thing has happened but i’m still watching because i cannot stop the Jack Manifold grind

*donation* i mistook my mom’s ashes for powdered sugar and i ate it, whatever, can’t stop that jackmanifold grind 🤪
*Jack Manifold is disappointed*

jackmanifold grind by ibettommysmellslikeabigshit March 1, 2021

Jacob Reed 

CRAZY.

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.

Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.

oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae

jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.

Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.

Jacobellis by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007