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1. The act of being jewish on a online or real life situation.
2. A jew.
3. Denying services or items for no apparent reason other than greed or being bastard .
Online:
timz0r: Dude, can borrow 1G real quick for my tabard?
Jewz0r: Do I LOOK like I'm made of money? Wtf dammit, I work hard for my shit, you want money, go out and get it yourself, back in my day. . .

Real Life: Adam: Dad, can I spend the night at bobby's house?
Dad: NO you have school tomorrow, do I look like I'm made of money? Back in my day. . .
jewz0r by Wo0t_Master July 28, 2006
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Definitely the most awesome girl of all time. Likes nail polish and heavy metal. Can be used as a verb when describing unsurpassed awesomeness.
"Hi jenz0r, how are you?"
"Oh that torana is so jenz0r"
jenz0r by lilbear May 17, 2006
Related Words
1) A Jewish Comedian

2) A Jewish Robot - Commonly found on IRC.

3) A person who flips out at the name of Hitler.
1) <~trit0ch> Where is Virty? <+BosmouZ> trolling some internet forum <~trit0ch> typical Jewzorg.

2) <b0t> HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!
Jewzorg by trit0ch June 6, 2009

Anti-jewzard-tactifying 

The act of stopping jew wizard's tactics proliferation
Wow this is such an anti-jewzard-tactifying action
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026