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jewzzler 

A jewzzler is a jewish person who has lots of Rizz
Nina: Jew this jew that, but don't jewish we were together

Everyone else: WOW she is such a jewzzler. I want to be with her forever
jewzzler by Sillylittlegoose13 March 27, 2023

Jewzenhawgen 

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness
"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"
Jewzenhawgen by Gregthejew July 22, 2006

Jewzenhawgen 

1.(noun) - The unit rate for measurment of jewness
"Wow man that guy was like a 500 on the jewzenhawgen scale". "Na dude he was atleast a 600"
Jewzenhawgen by Gregthejew July 23, 2006
A jew who supported the holocaust.
Bob Schneider put jews in ovens and said " I am the Nazi Baker and you are the Jewish cookie get in my oven bitch!"
Jewzi by Patrick Grantello March 17, 2005
1. The act of being jewish on a online or real life situation.
2. A jew.
3. Denying services or items for no apparent reason other than greed or being bastard .
Online:
timz0r: Dude, can borrow 1G real quick for my tabard?
Jewz0r: Do I LOOK like I'm made of money? Wtf dammit, I work hard for my shit, you want money, go out and get it yourself, back in my day. . .

Real Life: Adam: Dad, can I spend the night at bobby's house?
Dad: NO you have school tomorrow, do I look like I'm made of money? Back in my day. . .
jewz0r by Wo0t_Master July 28, 2006

Jewzilla 

Your typical everyday jew who lives everday like stereotypes are going out of style. Huge nose, cheap, and fuckin annoying. This very unrare creature lives in a small town of ridgefield,ct. learn to live with him because he wont leave anytime soon
OMFG How many times is Jewzilla gonna fuckin call me!!!
Jewzilla by mike hunt juice January 8, 2008