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A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.
"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."
Jewpons by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009
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Jewponing 

Being an extreme couponer.
"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Jewponing."
Jewponing by CaseyTheNinja January 1, 2012
a variation of the word coupon, used for one that doesn't really save you any money. it implies that the coupon was made by a Jew, who, stereotypically, is very stingy/cheep .
Mark: Hey check out this coupon! Three sandwiches for $9!
John: Dude, those are $3 each anyways.
Mark: What a rip-off! This is such a jewpon.
jewpon by nikki-nikki August 17, 2009
Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.

When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.
Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?

Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale

Steve: Yeah, I know..but....

Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !
Jewpon by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026