jewsteak

A cheap cut of meat that contains mostly fat and very little meat. It is usually is on sale because nobody wants to look at a Jew let alone put one in they're mouth.

Pete- "I'm affraid we are all out of food and are forced to eat a Jewsteak."

Dave- "That's not going to happen, I will starve to death because I am not putting a Jewsteak down my Throat"

jewsteak by jew terd 22 July 19, 2009

Jewstein 

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

Jewstein by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

Jewseph

A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.

I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.

Jewseph by Darren Bazaltubine June 9, 2019

Jewseph

A Jewish Joseph, that has immaculate nostrils.

Wow, that is quite a large nose, Jewseph!

Jewseph by Tyla B - Urban Dundee September 25, 2008

Jew Step 

When a Jew does their Interpretation of the 2 Step.

Lexi: Look at Anna Rose

Taylor: She is Working the Jew Step

Jew Step by Tay&Lex December 14, 2009

Jewster 

Jewster is a jew that celebrates easter. You get the easter basket, you eat the candy, and you love Cadbury Creme Eggs, but you don't attend church and don't believe in the ressurection of Jesus.

A jew that celebrates easter. "I'm such a Jewster".

Jewster by Jewster2 March 21, 2009

Jewster 

(n). 1. A Jewish Gangster
2. A Person Of The Jewish Religion Who Is Perceived As A "Cool Guy"
3. A Nickname For A Jew

1. Check That Jewster Mayne, Whadda G
2. He's Such A Jewster, Look At His Law Firm
3. Hey Jewster!

Jewster by suckcock841 April 12, 2009