jewsitar

A stringed instrument, most commonly found in the Hindu Kush, wearing a large black hat and having curly string-like material descending from the sides. Other common features are large nose and glasses. The sound is said to relieve the listener of all petty cash.

Dude, I once saw a jewsitar in India. Sounded like Phil Collins.
Dude. Mine sounds like Kiss.

Hey man, jewsitar isn't a Scrabble word.
*Whines* But I get the triple word score!

by TI894life July 1, 2009