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I am a jetsexual
Jetsexual by Fa-18F October 18, 2019
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Cross between a Jew and a Loser.
Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.
Jewser by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009
A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.
I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.
Jewmex that is both of Mexican and or Mexican-American and a Jew. Only applies to ethnic back round and has nothing to do with religous beliefs. Most are descendt of crypto jews of sephardic origin via northeastern Mexico and South Texas (Monterrey, NL, MX up to Corpus Christie, TX and Houston)Half of them arent aware that are jews, so if you think jews are funny imagine one that doesent even know hes one. there spreading
upper classes of Monterrey, Mexico and other major mexican cities. The JewMex acts like such a Jew hes not aware of anti semtism.
jewmex by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008
Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"
"Wow, you're such a Jewser"
Jewser by Michael A A February 7, 2008

jersexual 

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.
Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.
jersexual by raz999 July 12, 2014