jewnity 

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

jewnity by RenatoM January 16, 2008

Jewitt 

a rare species consisting of irregularly slow brain activity and clown-like resemblence

come on and just jewitt!

Jewitt by Assman49 March 10, 2009

Jewito 

A small jew, both physically and in terms of religiousness. Usually doesn't mind eating pork.

Don't worry about a religious wedding, hes just a Jewito, he won't mind.

Jewito by MaJigger March 13, 2009

jewify 

The act of making something or someone into a jew, or jew-like. This obviously relates to stinginess or money hogging.

Usually not meant as the act of converting to the Jewish religion.

Paul: aww man they're gonna jewify the cafeteria food price, it's up by two dollars!
Jew: what j00 say, cracka?
(gun shots)

jewify by zork December 27, 2008

Jewitt 

The absolute love of my life...the type of person that gives you a once in a lifetime feeling. The type of person that you would do anything to have back in your life once he’s gone. A crazy individual with a heart of gold. His personality is exciting and draws you in.....he’s smart but down to earth. Funny as hell, you cannot help but love a jewitt..... you’ll miss them forever

Man, I wish I loved like jewitt.

Jewitt by Jayjay8787 April 14, 2020

jewite 

All-purpose insult based on the "out-of-context racial slur" theory.

Combining the words Jew and Semite one may use this to describe someone whose retardedness is far too great to warrant a normal insult.

(Note, the humour of using Jewite is derived from the fact that the recipient of the insult is not of the Jewish faith, the term is in no way meant to be racist. Cos that's just not cool.)

Dude 1: *Spills beer over keyboard*

Dude 2: "Clean that up you fucking jewite."

jewite by Jack McManus October 3, 2006