jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

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Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 4, 2021

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Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 5, 2021

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Jewish Doorbell

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known

Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."

by HBAD May 5, 2020

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Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there

“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”

to which the mother would most likely respond—

“Of course! Take as long as you need!”

by Big Sawse October 23, 2020

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