One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.
by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021
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: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.
“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer
by Abezhibit August 2, 2021
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A jewish person who is good with cars and maybe part of a pit crew. Hence the rhyme Pit Jew instead of Pit crew
Man 1: Hey Im so glad we have schmuel on our pit crew hes so good we'll call him pit jew
Man 2: Ya man thats pretty cool
by ~!#!U#B!P February 13, 2020
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An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
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