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jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.
Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.
jewdicial system by QuacksO May 30, 2021
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Jeydical 

Jeydical, its another word for "Jeydon", (which is also defined on here). Jeydical is a combination of Jeydon and Radical. Its just a cooler way of saying "Jeydon".
Mike: Oh Damn Dude! you just fucking broke your Arm, jumping off that roof!!.

Joey: ugh, *tears*..

Mike: Are you fucking crying?

Joey: *Wipes tears off of face* no..

Mike: Good! I would hate to see you being a pussy, and acting like the Jonas Sisters..Now that you have successfully broke your arm, without crying, you are Jeydical.
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78 year old Granny, Dressed in 2009 "Hip" clothes: Ohh, child, my clothes be pimpin!

Phil: omg, Grandma, why are you wearing a short short skirt, with no panties?

Grandma: Cause, this be pimpin! I'm getting Jiggy With it!

Phil: Wow, atleast, use some up-to date words; Like "Jeydical"

Grandma: Yeaah, I like tat!. Jeydical,.. Jeydical.. mhmm It just Rolls off my Lips.. Now excuse me, Sunny boi, i have a doctor appointment for this anal leakage, ya heard?.. "be-be-ellz" (bbl).

Phil: what.., la.. fuck?

Jewdication 

Imparting or acquiring Jewish knowledge.
When I explained to a friend about the differences between the celebrations of Jewish holidays in Israel compared to in the U.S., he thanked me for the Jewdication.
Jewdication by Chiharve October 1, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026